thealphagentleman:

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thealphagentleman:

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit
dilemmemily: one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves (via coatnay)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via coatnay)

Aw ya, countdown 1 month till I get my sweet bby Harley Davidson

Aw ya, countdown 1 month till I get my sweet bby Harley Davidson

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.
cocoa-ine:

Saskia Chowles